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About a frog who, if we are being honest with ourselves, we deeply recognize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e✦ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstantly, Painfully Relatable\u003c\/strong\u003e — A frog holding a broken, smoking gauge and delivering the most honest caption in the history of wall art — the image that makes everyone in the room point at it and say “that’s me”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVintage Aged-Paper Illustration Style\u003c\/strong\u003e — Warm sepia-parchment background, loose ink linework, and the faded palette of something that has been hanging somewhere for a very long time and witnessed a great many incidents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA Palette That Works Everywhere\u003c\/strong\u003e — Warm aged parchment, soft sepia ink lines, and the muted tones of a document that has seen things — neutral, warm, and at home against any wall that has a sense of humor about itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMuseum-Quality Canvas Print\u003c\/strong\u003e — Archival UV-resistant inks on premium artist-grade canvas; warm parchment tones and sepia linework stay rich and legible for decades, regardless of further incidents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Finishes\u003c\/strong\u003e — Sleek matte black framed canvas or clean gallery-wrapped stretched canvas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e9 Sizes Available\u003c\/strong\u003e — From a sharp 8x12 desk companion where the frog can watch over specific incidents, to a sweeping 34x51 statement where the caption achieves the scale it has always deserved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady to Hang\u003c\/strong\u003e — All hardware included. The frog did not break the packaging. Probably.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e✦ Perfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHome Offices, Studios and Workspaces\u003c\/strong\u003e — The art that makes every technical difficulty significantly more bearable; the painting that makes colleagues laugh and makes working from home feel like a choice that someone made on purpose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKitchens, Bathrooms and Living Rooms\u003c\/strong\u003e — Because every room has experienced at least one incident, and every room deserves art that understands this about itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEclectic, Vintage and Dark Humor Interiors\u003c\/strong\u003e — Warm parchment tones and vintage illustration style pair beautifully with antique objects, mismatched furniture, and any space that takes its chaos with good humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Gift That Gets Louder Every Year\u003c\/strong\u003e — For the person who has broken something recently, the colleague who is familiar with the feeling, the frog enthusiast, or anyone whose walls have been waiting for something that tells the truth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e✦ Craftsmanship Details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtist-grade cotton-polyester blend canvas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArchival UV-resistant ink — warm parchment tones and sepia ink linework stay rich and clear for decades, surviving considerably more than the gauge did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid wood stretcher bars (1.5 inch gallery wrap depth)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid wood frame with matte black finish (framed option)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to hang — straightforward installation; nothing about this process should break, and if it does, the frog understands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🐸💨🔧 \u003cstrong\u003eOh no. It happened again. It always happens again.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bring home Oh No. I Broke It. 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